As Opposed To A Bicycle
Well, to begin with, an automobile saves a ton of money for those unfortunate tube repair kits, you know, the ones they sell at the hardware store. Another change saver would be the costly replacement of that suede jacket that was ruined on that rainy Saturday afternoon while peddling to Wal-Mart. Did you actually think $19.99 was a bargain on those Chia-Pets?
The primo example of car ownership is the ability to go really fast. I mean really. True, the high speed availability on an 18-speed mountain bike is quite impressive, although my ride could take you from the jump. All of the hype concerning 18-speeds is a bit much don’t you think? Besides, can it go uphill really, really fast? I didn’t think so.
Another great money saving advantage of owning a car would be the end of those wedgies caused by that very uncomfortable seat, don’t you agree? I mean really, after cruising for a couple of miles one would have to stop in order to remove such baggage, right?
Of course, money isn’t everything, but saving what you do have is ultra-important. That is why one should invest in an auto, and say goodbye to the two-wheeled transportation. I mean, after age 60 or so, it will be almost impossible to peddle at a constant rate, don’t you think? Now, I’m not being discriminatory with that remark, it’s just a logical conclusion since my age category is pushing it a bit as well.
The last tid-bit of money saving suggestions will be spent on the overall cost effectiveness of the automobile, versus the bicycle. Bikes haven’t a back-seat, need I say more. Bikes do not offer a superb sound system by which to impress your friends and that good looking chick pulled alongside you at the red-light. An automobile on the other hand has both a back-seat, and the butt-kicking audio system to lure said female into a more relaxing atmosphere. By the way, bicycles offer little in the way of safety, like when an opposing cyclist slams into your front tire, there is little availed for protection. End of story, get a car.